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Sorry I'm not here right now but I've been asked to a meeting by Mab and that's one nasty bitch you just don't say no to.

But if it's real important leave a message with my skull after the snark.

For $500 a day, with a two-day minimum, i'll take your case and bring it to a successful conclusion...probably

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LABWwrote:
 Mr Dresden
 I would like to apolgise for  the inane remarks I left on your comments....I thought that you where some one I knew, but with a new profile.  Embarrassed
 
   Chris LABW
Mar. 8
LABWwrote:
 Hi ..space hoppin at moment ...but ain't seen you on TV lately..you where not just aflash in the pan/cauldron was you ?..Must go the SAN is on BBC2.
  BTW I am an apprentice druid..but I shaved my beard off this week...thought that I would share that with you..dunno why.
 
  Regards Chris LABW.        PS.. hope your spells go ok..as they say in North Staffs...Feint Heart Never Fucked a Pig.
Mar. 3
chris Awrote:
 Hmmm Doc, I gotta say if you're willing to pay me $1000 dollars to help you with the wrinklies, this hungry and under worked wizard sure isn't going to turn you down. Although I have to say, a thousand bucks would have bought ya a hell of a lot of facecream and moisturiser.
 
So to answer your questions, ethical? Hell bells my dear, not even close. What you're asking is very much bordering on the black which I don't do if I wanna keep the Wardens of my ass. But I will take the case if you're willing to give me a little leway on the results. I can sort you out an illusion that merely gives the appearance of wrinkles on the ex's girlfriend while leaving you with a perfect complection.
 
Only catch is that the spell will only last up to seven sunsets but if you're still interested I'm gonna need a decent photo and a lock of her hair no older than a day old.
 
Yours
Harry
Mar. 2
Yadawrote:
I've developed wrinkles & I want to give them to my Ex's new girlfriend multiplied by a factor of 1,000. A) is this ethical? & B) will you take the job? ;P
Feb. 12